21 March 2021

The Name is Tiger, not Parnelli; a Motor Vehicle Accident

 We don't want special justice for anybody.  We don't want celebrities, politicians and the rich to escape justice just because of their status.

And we also don't want celebrities, politicians and the rich to be prosecuted - when they otherwise wouldn't - just because of their status.

On 23 February 2021, elite golfer Tiger Woods was driving a Genesis SUV on as rural a road as you can find in LA County.  He ran off the road, hit a tree, destroyed the SUV, was pinned in the wreckage, and is still being treated for injuries including an open, comminuted tib-fib and foot/ankle fracture.  He reported that he doesn't remember driving.  The Sheriff has reported that there were no skid marks, indicating that he didn't apply the breaks before he left the pavement.  The Sheriff has not found indications of impairment, other than remarkably lousy driving.

Other than the identity of the driver, this was an ordinary, boring - to those who responded - motor vehicle accident.  In the past month, dozens or hundreds of accidents have happened which are very similar.  If the LA wreck happened with Joe Blow driving, nobody would remember the details of the wreck after a month.

The LA Sheriff's Department is still "investigating."  And they probably really to some extent, to avoid the charge of giving Tiger special justice and giving him a pass on prosecution.  In doing so, he's receiving special justice in an effort to avoid the appearance of special justice.

Let's pretend Joe Blow was driving.  Here's what would have happened:  The police, fire and EMS would have responded just as they did, gotten the driver out, and transported him to the hospital.  Hopefully, he would have gotten the same medical treatment.  I'm less sure of the treatment, because no doubt they knew that it was Tiger Woods, that they had better not mess up, and that he could afford the absolute best.  But I  think that Joe Blow would have gotten similar surgeries and I hope Joe would have gotten similar healing.

Then the Sheriff would have sent a accident investigator to the scene, one of many the Department uses in LA County.  They would have found no indication of impairment other than lousy driving.  It would have been referred to one of the many assistant prosecutors.  That prosecutor and the investigator MIGHT have charged Joe with "Failure to Maintain Control," a citation only with a fine.  But probably, they would have determined that Joe's experience had already taught him all the lessons he might have learned and closed the case within a week.

Mizpah!



Mrs. Nutter Redux; A Post about Race, Life and Niceness

In 2009, I posted this.  It seems appropriate to repeat it.


Tomorrow is Groundhog Day, which anyone without tolerance of the inane at least ignores. It’s stupid, and is an opportunity to pretend to observe an irrational superstition and act the fool. The point, however, is that sometimes it’s fun to act the fool. Perhaps that reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously. 

In recent years, Groundhog Day has been most connected to the Bill Murray movie of the same name. In the movie, Murray consciously relives the same day over and over. It’s a queer “quest” movie, temporal rather than geographical, and perhaps the lesson is to think about what we would do if we had the time or were willing to take the time. In his case, it was to learn to play a mean jazz piano. Or perhaps I’ve missed the point entirely and there is a much more meaningful lesson or perhaps I’m an intellectual snob and it’s merely fun and there’s no lesson at all there. (Aside: I use the word “queer” intentionally. I will not countenance the hijacking or our language - queer, straight, life, choice, for example - by political pirates.) First thing in the morning is the annual Groundhog Day Breakfast put on by First Exchange Bank. This is a rather fun event which represents marketing for the bank, but also one of those y’all-come community business things that are don’t-miss. Oh, there’s a strong slug of boosterism involved, and that’s OK, too. I think that Babbitt gave boosterism a bad rap. What it amounts to is a positive attitude of a community which, if followed by helpful action, usually produces positive results. There’s also an annual prognostication contest which is mostly blind luck, since economists and futurists consistently get short-term forecasts dreadfully wrong. None of that really impresses me to death. 

The meaning of Groundhog Day, to me, is that it’s Mrs. Nutter’s birthday. When I was growing up, our family moved around a lot due to my Dad being transferred to various jobs within the Power Company. About a week into the school year of third grade, we moved to Bridgeport, and I entered a new grade school, Bridgeport Elementary. By “new,” I mean newly built. Whenever I've gone into a construction project or a new building ever since I was a kid and smell concrete dust and the other odors of construction, it's taken me right back to Bridgeport Elementary. I was placed in Mrs. Nutter’s third grade class. Mrs. Nutter was an unforgettable figure. She was short. I mean, she was short. And she was old. Now, to an 8 or 9 year old, “old” is relative, but she was white-haired and wrinkly, so I’m sure she was into her 60's. She wore matronly dresses and big clunky heels and had a raspy country voice. I don’t remember much about the academic subjects, other than flashes here and there. Mrs. Nutter was a wagon boss about handwriting and drilled us kids mercilessly. My mother still comments - no, laments - that I got certificates for good handwriting from Mrs. Nutter. Oh, the lamentations are because that training didn’t stick and my cursive now is perfectly readable - to me. 

But I remember Mrs. Nutter’s lessons. I remember them because they affected me and still have an effect on my behavior. Some find me a bit stiff in my constant use of “sir” and “ma’am.” That comes primarily from Mrs. Nutter. She preached courtesty, politeness and respect. She demonstrated how goofy disinterested slang sounded and how interested and respectful proper address was received. Well before I read Robert A. Heinlein’s explanation of courtesy as the lubricant of human interaction, Mrs. Nutter had demonstrated that concept. Mrs. Nutter also pushed respect for others through the herds of the 60's sacred cows. 

Racial discrimination certainly was a part of West Virginia at that time, but not so blatantly as in the Deep South for the simple reason that there weren’t nearly so many black folks. Mrs. Nutter’s lessons about tolerance were nothing short of passionate sermons, about how totally stupid it was to judge somebody by color. I remember her talking about suntans and eye color and probably other stupid stuff to illustrate what a lame concept the whole thing was. There is a lesson there. Pass all the civil rights acts and so forth you want, if you are attempting to modify the actions and beliefs of adults, you have the ol’ tough row to hoe. Teaching children and trusting them enough to reason with them and tell them why, that is our responsibility as parents and as communities and as a society. Let’s see: I remember Mrs. Nutter talking a lot about human hardship. Like many in the early 60's, she had been through the great economic Depression of the 30's, and she brought that feeling of hardship to us as much as she could to little kids. I remember her talking about the Shinnston tornado. To my midwestern readers, know that tornados are very rare in West Virginia. Every couple of years, our county gets what appears to be a really small vortex that damages a few acres of woods, and that’s a big deal. Out and out tornados are almost mythical. The only one that I’ve ever really heard of which took lives was the June 1944 tornado which destroyed much of Shinnston, Harrison County. I remember Mrs. Nutter describing the noise and the funnel cloud, and the aftermath, the devastation, people with dirt blown into their skin. And I remember Mrs. Nutter talking about human failings. She talked about how stupid it was to light something on fire and suck down the smoke, way before the surgeon general did. She talked about obesity when nobody really was noticing. When we did organized physical activity, she exercised right along with us, clunky heels and all. 

I’ve no idea of Mrs. Nutter had biological children. But she did have children and did leave a legacy. So Happy Birthday, dearest Mrs. Nutter. 

Mizpah!