We a name places. That is how we identify them. I suppose we
could use of numbers, but “State 06” does doesn’t have the ring to it than “California”
does.
And we name places after people, events, use Indian words,
use European, Greek or Roman words, and some times we just make stuff up.
We even change the name of places from time to time. The Town
of Monongah, West Virginia (that came from “Monongahela,” the name of a river, Shawnee
for “The River of Falling Banks”) was first known as “BriarTown” for all of the
briars there. Fairmont, West Virginia,
was originally known as “Middletown.” The Town of Fairview was originally known as “Amos.” Significantly – to me – there was a town in West
Virginia named “Mole Hill,” which change its name to “Mountain,” which goes to
show you that you can make a Mountain out of a Mole Hill. No kidding.
The current civil unrest is resulting in a press to rename locations
by government. It’s also urging government
to remove statues of people now deemed unpopular. Some highly motivated individuals are even willing
to tear down statues.
Let’s look at statues.
When one makes a statue, that requires considerable work. That should be
done only for somebody who, when the artist does it, is admired. Christopher
Columbus discovered America, sort of, and 1492. “Sort of” because it was
previously discovered by the Vikings and maybe by Irish priests, and in any
event was “discovered” 10,000 (or so) years ago by people who migrated from a
Asia over the land bridge that is currently the Bering Sea. Columbus, to be
fair, started the Central- and Southern European interest in America around 1500.
Also statues exist of various people who were associated
with African slavery. This includes any number of people who lived in the
southern states and fought for the Confederacy and many public officials who
preceded the Civil War. The Civil War figures include Robert E. Lee, Thomas “Stonewall”
Jackson, John C Calhoun, and others. They include various speakers of the
house, Presidents Jackson (a slaveholder), President/General George Washington
(a slave owner) and other historical figures who owned slaves or tolerated
slavery. (George Washington was bothered
by slavery, but only manumitted them in his will.)
Now, the people who tear down statues are apparently not all
learned in history. They have torn down statues of Ulysses Grant, who was the commander
of the Union forces which led to universal manumission, Theodore Roosevelt (who
took endless noise about inviting an African-American gent to dine at the White
House) and even Abraham Lincoln, who is commonly – and really accurately –
credited with freeing the slaves. Well, I don’t expect that people in America
now have a intimate knowledge of history, but you have to wonder what the hell
they were thinking.
Let’s consider people statues of who we agree that in modern
terms were greatly in error.
Christopher Columbus. He was an Italian navigator working for
Spain who missed his goal by 10,000 miles. He wanted to get to the Indian Ocean
and mistook the Caribbean for that. In doing so, he “discovered” a “new world,”
previously only feebly known in Europe. The European presence in the Caribbean
and, later, in the North America, introduced European viruses and bacteria, diseases against which the natives of the continent had no natural immunity.
So, those diseases ran rife over the native North Americans.
(I am aware that Russell Means, who founded the American
Indian Movement, called the native Americans “American Indians,” because that
is what Columbus, etc. called them. Personally, I think Russell Means was a
valuable figure in American life.)
I have read that people want to some people want to change
the name of Columbus, Ohio. Presumably, the same people would like to change
the name of Columbus, Georgia, and probably the “Federal district,” now known
as the District of Columbia.
So let me stop for a minute there. When you think of
Columbus, Ohio, do you have a picture of Christopher Columbus in your mind? Do you think of Columbus, Ohio, as celebrating imperialism (which, after all, Columbus was a part of) and rampant
disease?
I don’t. I don’t think of the District of Columbia or
Columbus, Ohio, as honoring Christopher Columbus. It’s just a name. And this is
a question: Does it really offend people that we have named locations after
somebody who has been dead for 500 years? That is a real question. Does it
offend you? Why? And why now? The names are
150+ years old. Why now? He’s still dead. On the biblically questionable theory that he
knows, what can he do about it? Do you
think it hurts him?
Of course, I can make a good case for not naming something
out after somebody is who is universally hated. Hitlerville is the name of no
place. I think Mussoliniburg and Tojo City are likewise non-existent. I don’t
even think there is anything named after Edmund Ruffin. (Look him up.) But we serve have a lot of counties and
cities named after John C. Calhoun. A WHOLE
lot of places named after George Washington.
Is the mayor of Washingon, DC, ashamed?
How about the mayor of Washington, PA; the Governor of Washington State;
even the mayor of Washington, WV?
Consider the name of Virginia, West Virginia, Virginia Beach, and Virginia City, NV and MT. They all refer to “the Virgin Queen,” Queen Elizabeth I. This is a direct reference
to her sexual activity. Does that offend you? Or do you not think of “virginity”
when you hear the name “Virginia”? Is it
really our business?
A couple of days ago, protestors/rioters/or people who like
to pull down statuary pulled down and burned a (metal!) statue of Albert
Pike. (There are products which produce enough heat to melt bronze. Lighter fluid is not one of them.) I know of maybe two or three readers
of these Dispatches who really know what Albert Pike was known for. He was a Confederate general who had a thoroughly
undistinguished military career. I just off
the top of my head mentally named 16 Civil War generals who were much more
prominent. (Grant, Lee, Rosecrans,
Chamberlain, Bragg, Johnston, McClellan, Custer, Sherman, Sheridan, Longstreet,
Stuart, Forrest, Scott, “Grumble” Jones, Garfield.) (Now for the rest of the day, I’ll keep thinking
of them. Let’s see, Hancock, Burnside,
Wheeler, . . .) Albert Pike also was an appellate judge, equally undistinguished and thoroughly average. I doubt very much is the people who tore the statue
down had any clue who he was, other than hearing that he was a Confederate
general. What Pike was known for was being
a leader of Freemasonry long after the Civil War. He was instrumental in founding the “Scottish
Rite,” and wrote a seminal (and strange) book, Morals and Dogma. The problem with Morals and Dogma is that the
author was a classical scholar who wrote lots in Latin, Greek and Old Egyptian,
all without translations, and the author expected to make a point. Do you accidentally punish him for obscure
writing? Does he care?
Can you honestly look at the list of generals and identify
who fought for the Union and who Confederate?
A CONTEST! The first
person who tells me in an email or comment that s/he correctly identifies the
Federals from the Confederates wins a book of my choosing from the Never-Ending
Bookshelf™.
Is it time to think and discuss before we demand – after just
a bit of thought and sober discussion – that name be changed? Is it time to
consider who we honor with statuary? Is it time to judge whether to judge those
people by our times or their time? I don’t have an answer. I really don’t much care. But I really do think the question deserves to be
discussed before we change in names, pull down statues, and do other things
which really don’t solve much in the way of problems.
Mizpah!
(The book prize will probably not be the first edition Gutenberg Bible. I think I'll keep that.)
(The book prize will probably not be the first edition Gutenberg Bible. I think I'll keep that.)